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jcl |
3 definitions found From Jargon File (4.2.3, 23 NOV 2000) [jargon]: JCL /J-C-L/ n. 1. IBM's supremely {rude} Job Control Language. JCL is the script language used to control the execution of programs in IBM's batch systems. JCL has a very {fascist} syntax, and some versions will for example, {barf} if two spaces appear where it expects one Most programmers confronted with JCL simply copy a working file (or card deck), changing the file names Someone who actually understands and generates unique JCL is regarded with the mixed respect one gives to someone who memorizes the phone book. It is reported that hackers at IBM itself sometimes sing "Who's the breeder of the crud that mangles you and me? I-B-M, J-C-L, M-o-u-s-e" to the tune of the "Mickey Mouse Club" theme to express their opinion of the beast. 2. A comparative for any very {rude} software that a hacker is expected to use "That's as bad as JCL." As with {COBOL}, JCL is often used as an archetype of ugliness even by those who haven't experienced it See also {IBM}, {fear and loathing}. A (poorly documented, naturally) shell simulating JCL syntax is available at the Retrocomputing Museum `http://www.ccil.org/retro'. From The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (13 Mar 01) [foldoc]: JCL {Job Control Language} From V.E.R.A. -- Virtual Entity of Relevant Acronyms 13 March 2001 [vera]: JCL Job Control Language (IBM, OS/360)